An Ode to Smokers

The Entire ruckus about Smoking is so painful
The “Statutory Warning” leaves my heart spiteful
Increasing my frequency of inhalation
Only to exhale out my indignation
It’s time for smokers to unite
To rise up and against all injustice fight
It’s we, who choke our Lungs, help others move
Tobacco cultivators, Cigarette makers, Dentists & their ilk we behoove

It’s not sheer altruism, we meet our ends too
We inhale to fight pollution and stress few
Small amounts of tar, nicotine & CO in doses small
To adapt to increasing pollution and stand tall
Non-Smokers seem to be anti-feminist patently
We appreciate our Distaff half inherently
As the two genders Smoke in all unanimity
They burn all differences & and bring equality

The definition of a Cigar be damned
A roll of tobacco with a fool at its end
“A generous Fool”—thou be more welcome
Than a wise, Self-centred chum!!!